Niva is an ancient 20 centuries year old up school for pigs and dogs located in the pounding heart of Bangkok. As you pas the hallway, you could smell dogs’ craps, infected dogs’ ears and pigs sweats. While walking, fleas and flies usually creep or fly from every direction like tornados. The teachers in this school are goats. They will just keep on bleating when the animal students are noisy. Don’t open the bathroom’s doors! If you open, then goatish smells will come dashing to your self-breathing nose and you will automatically shutdown. When you go down stair to the ground floor, the luxurious seven stars buffet will serve you with dead meat and the newly born liver flavor of Pedigree® dog food. This Pedigrees’ foods sometimes just taste like pizzas or hamburgers. The staffs here never smile. Too bad, they look like bulldogs or maybe they are even bulldogs’ descendents.
Warnings:
• This has nothing to do with the actual Niva International School.
• These are all lies.
• We are not responsible for any problem due to this composition; it is only composed for the sake of the English subject.
Michelle's and Quan's advices help me a lot! They gave me new ideas or words that will help the text stand out. I still don't understand why Michelle and Quan think I like the school food. Is it because they don't know I wrote in a sarcastic way? Anyway, even it's the pizza flavor Pedigree, who really wants to eat it? It's food for dogs.
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