Starbucks is a whole new modern place for our kind of monkey’s descendant species, human. It is just like a 500 years old tree for monkeys. Just by looking at the Starbucks sign, you could see Angelina Jolie waving her arms and body sexily calling your attention to give you a big hot romantic kiss on your slimy face.
When you enter the shop, you are stepping to a whole new world filled with paradise, romance, and reality. You could feel your soul deep inside your heart being sucked out by the surrounding and become parts of everything in the room. You could sense the chairs, tables, furniture, coffee machines, refrigerators or even the pounding heart of your girlfriend. You could feel yourself being invisible as you become parts of the surrounding. It’s the best place for a date since the environment allows you to read each other mind and heart.
Starbucks coffee is like girlfriends; once you have a so hot gorgeous girlfriend, you won’t be attracted to any of the less attractive one anymore. Starbucks coffee is in the same way, once you drink it, you will never ever touch your Nest café ever again.
Do you like the sound of the coffee grinder? It is in my opinion one of the best sounds on Earth. When the Starbucks lady turns on the grinder, you could hear Mr. and Mrs. Coffee beans start Tango dancing together in pairs. You could hear the rhythm, movement of every footstep and the traditional sound of Argentinean music. Stand up with your girlfriend or someone you date with and start Tango dancing with the grinder’s rhythm! It’s so romantic, don’t ever miss the chance or else you will lose her forever!
Have you ever notice the fine creamy texture of the Starbucks whipping cream? It is just so smooth, so soft, so nice, so warm and sweet. It is literally a kiss. Have you ever kissed with a girl yet? If not, try to experience your first kiss by ordering a Chocolate Frappuccino with double layer of extra whipping cream on it only at Starbucks. Make sure you are at the corner where no one can see you and enjoy!
I would also recommend you to order cakes. The brownies are exceptional! Feel the gummy texture as you chew it, and allow it to go down by your esophagus. The feeling when the brownies are sliding down your throat is wonderful. You could feel the roughness and the sweetness.
The odors of the baked cookies are in the same way as when a man sprays Axe Chocolate Body Spray on his body, and all of a sudden, women come dashing to you from every direction. Cookies in Starbucks are neither stone nor sponge. They can save your life when your heart is broken. With their Secret Anti-Love Recipe, you will completely forget about your relationship with your ex and turn toward the more important crispy cookies that refill your heart with love, mind with strength and body with non fattened energy.
Chris G.9L
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